collegehumor:

Precious Plum (Honey Boo Boo Parody Series)

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Man I still can’t believe we did it!!! I mean i feel like  a Ilittle kid running around playing freeze tag , getting excited over cake, making fart jokes with my friends, head butting assholes who take my string cheese….-_- Juan, thinking “psh it doesnt matter cuz when I am 15 I’m gonna get bigger boobs….psh it doesnt matter cuz when I’m 16 I’m gonna get hella skinny -_-, psh when i’m 17 WATCH ima be able to run up a wall and do a backflip”,punching the boys I have crushes on cuz i don’t know how to be cute, crying when I got my trouble card moved to Yellow in kindergarden….. I dont know why but i just can’t believe it…. ahaha probably because I STILL do all of those things. I am gonna miss these people.Becuz even though we always say “keep in touch bla bla” i know i’m super lazy and will most likely just send an awkward message on facebook every now and then.I really hope every single one of us does well, lives a happy fulfilling life, and gets famous so they can put me in their music video as a video HOE-FECIONAL….naw naw…but seriously though hit me up cuz i PUT IN THE TWERK!!

GRAD NITE GONNA BE INNNNNSANE! I’LL BE SEEING TO THAT BITCHEZ…GOTTA CONSERVE MY ENERGY FOR THE LILJ OHN YEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!! 

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TURNT UP!!!!!

BOUT TO BE A WHOLE LOT OF THOSE MUHAHAHA

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paperkutz:

#SneakyBastard #3DayWeeknd #Finally #Friday #SkateSmokeFuck!